Sunday, June 20, 2010

How to Spot a Republican




Saw this on Google's reader, it was hilarious..

Spotted in the comments of a Crooks and Liars post, this laugher about a woman lost in a hot air balloon has been making its way around the Internet.

BaScOmBe commenting at Crooks and Liars:

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

“She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be an Obama Democrat.”

“I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”

The man smiled and responded, “You must be a Republican.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”

“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going. You’ve risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”


Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Prince of Persia : The sands of Time (2010)

short updates,

I have just finish my last semester mid-term of PSY 307 substance abuse.
Have'nt been into cinema for long, so I decided that I wanna go to the cinema, and so happen that today is wed so it's a popcorn wed XD

I went with Sook Wei for today's trip out to see Prince of Persia :the Sand of Time. it was a nice movie with a little bit of twist in it.

It was nice the whole day , even though it rain at about the time we finish our paper (4.30pm)...so while waiting for the rain to stop, we set in front of the lift at wisma Help to chit chat for a while.

But the whole day was cold, i was wet in the rain cos I forget to bring my umbrella and SW share her umbrella with me. hehe....

anyway it was a nice trip no doubt XD

Thanks, Sook Wei for accompanying my.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

L.I.F.E

Have A Meaningful Life

Have a loving heart
That never hates,
Have a bright smile
That never fades.

Have a pure mind
That never corrupts,
Have a gentle touch
That never hurts.

Have a sweet word
That never curses,
Have a good memory
That never avenges.

Have a proper relationship
That never breaks,
Have a true God
Who never forsakes.

Have a blessed hope
That lasts forever,
Have a perfect faith
That Jesus is the Savior.

To the only God our Savior be glory, majesty, power and authority,
through Jesus Christ our Lord before all ages, now and forevermore!
Amen.
Jude 25