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10. Nitrous oxide will now be available as a prescription anesthetic. 9. Hospital gowns will be equipped with an optional rear cover. 8. The guard posts at psychiatric wards will be disbanded in order to make escapes even easier than stealing a doctor's car and overcoat. 7. The use of straightjackets and sedatives will be replaced with the honor system. 6. Some new procedures will be covered by insurance companies, including liposuctions and tattoos (construction and removal). 5. The mixture of alcohol and medication will no longer be frowned upon, because it really is the only way to enjoy your recovery. 4. Doctors have to stop asking their patients if they want the video cassette from their anoscopy. 3. Nyquil and Dayquil will combine their super powers to make "Workquil", which will allow people to be technically awake, but extremely relaxed while working. 2. Not only will an apple a day do the job, but it also appears that Cheetos and Big Red soda will keep the doctor away as well. 1. "Rule 1: Patients are always right. Rule 2: Please refer to Rule 1." FUNNY right...hahhahaa~~ JUST for Laugh

super sick flu, coughl, headache, and dreadful fever.....o.....sadding....one hot n sudenlly cold.today got new assignment lo....da miss winnie....super pretty but then she is very strict....Dr.Goh super cute.....n caring towards student....last week jusrt wen back to INTI to c sum friends....how i wish i can go back to inti to study lo........???kind of like miss them,....me friends.....me place of stay...internet connection.......n oso church lo.......c ya friends...hopefully i can come more often..back to inti...2 c u all...i will tell u all when i will b back lo.....

TC n GBU

yellow...there....sorry....diary....haven't been telling u things that i did for the past few days...lo.

very tiring these few days...because....of the orientation......going on...talking wit lectural.....listening to lecture....aargh!!!!!!!!so boring.....
....almost fall a sleep lo.today, was meting wit those senior...under the mentor n mentee programme.Is kind of happy cos get to know more bout these course n how does it work...but the bad news is that it will b very taxing for this semester...because this sem will b a short sem...it will last for about two months.....but based on wat the senior have said....we will b studyin abnormal behavior n advance research method........these two is very taxing .....the lectural who will b teaching v all....is very good lecture.one of the lectural have OCD...for hygiene..she will use tissues paper to open the door nobe........okay tell u some more sum other time....lo..that for now............